Groundbreaking Young Adult Novel Features Protagonist Who’s A Bit Of A Loner


Every Chuck Palahniuk protagonist is Reddit made flesh.

please be October 6 now
please Maui.


give em the ol razzle dazzle



"your wings are too big"


I’m going to Hawaii and I’m going to do it my way. I’m going to do no unnecessary planning. I’ll decide what I want to do when I get there. I don’t want to be rushed to “get everything in”, I don’t want time limits, obligations, or set schedules. The entire reason I’m going is to get away from all of that.

I don’t understand how I have so many people trying to plan a vacation that they are not even going on. You’re not my travel agent. Thanks you, but no thanks you.

And you’re also going through my boyfriend to do it-hawaii wasn’t his idea, it was mine. He’s simply a ride-along.

today is the day I find out I’m allergic to penicillin! my whole body is in hives. year of the skin rashes.

I made an appointment to get my wisdom teeth out and I think I’m almost excited to pull those fuckers out.