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theonion:

Groundbreaking Young Adult Novel Features Protagonist Who’s A Bit Of A Loner

fadeintobolivian:

Every Chuck Palahniuk protagonist is Reddit made flesh.

please be October 6 now
please Maui.

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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I’m going to Hawaii and I’m going to do it my way. I’m going to do no unnecessary planning. I’ll decide what I want to do when I get there. I don’t want to be rushed to “get everything in”, I don’t want time limits, obligations, or set schedules. The entire reason I’m going is to get away from all of that.

I don’t understand how I have so many people trying to plan a vacation that they are not even going on. You’re not my travel agent. Thanks you, but no thanks you.

And you’re also going through my boyfriend to do it-hawaii wasn’t his idea, it was mine. He’s simply a ride-along.

today is the day I find out I’m allergic to penicillin! my whole body is in hives. year of the skin rashes.

I made an appointment to get my wisdom teeth out and I think I’m almost excited to pull those fuckers out.